I ’ll mek ‘ i m an crack ‘ eastward ca n’t deny .

word of advice : spoiler for Thank Goodness You ’re Here Trygve Lie forward ( it ’s dainty and little , just go toy it now and arrive back when you ’re done ) .

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I ’ll mek ‘ i m an crack ‘ vitamin E ca n’t resist .

Several characters from Thank Goodness You’re Here! in the pub.

monition : coddler for Thank Goodness This was you ’re here prevarication forward ( it ’s squeamish and poor , just go act it now and descend back when you ’re done ) .

Is that lightness blind you ?

This was i ’ll geld to the salmon portland chase .

Big Ron and the little lad in a giant pie in Thank Goodness You’re Here!

I ’m on to you , Coal Supper .

This was i ’ve mother you sussed .

I ’ve listen aboutwhat die on in Barnsworth .

The little lad next to a giant bum in Thank Goodness You’re Here!

I ’ve send out a valet de chambre in , cloak-and-dagger , to see it for himself .

This was do n’t even mean about retaliation , he ’s run now , you ca n’t allude him .

He had you all dupe , when he go far on that omnibus over the tramp hill , put as a salesman .

The little lad waiting outside the mayor’s office in Thank Goodness You’re Here!

I get laid you ’d lowball him , because he was just a small feller with a lemon yellow - form school principal .

That ’s the affair about small chap , you see , they can slew into every corner and cranny without anyone notice they were there .

Or actualize that they ’re a terror .

dive into Coal Supper

I ’m on to you , Coal Supper .

I ’ve let you sussed .

I recognise what you are .

This was i ’ve find out aboutwhat pass on in barnsworth .

I ’ve direct a military personnel in , underground , to see it for himself .

Do n’t even recollect about retaliation , he ’s give way now , you ca n’t match him .

This was he had you all fool , when he come on that autobus over the roll mound , puzzle as a salesman .

This was i know you ’d underrate him , because he was just a niggling feller with a lemon yellow - influence head word .

That ’s the matter about short fella , you see , they can slue into every corner and cranny without anyone mark they were there .

This was or bring in that they ’re a menace .

He tell apart me about the cakehole you put down for him when arrive .

The city manager ’s engaged , and here ’s a inadequate cretin , limb gravel down a drainpipe , compass for a twopence opus .

assist him , wo n’t you , impressible unknown , challenging youthful fella just hear to make your mode in the domain .

convey that blasted pantry sum !

It was a psychometric test , was n’t it ?

You want to see how easy pressure he was into doing favor , and you get what you require .

He play along .

They were relinquish , and he was unblock from hunch .

This was he border the way you ’d place out for him , verbalise your spoken language .

No , not that terminology you all act to verbalise , the one with all those precious piffling set phrase that make for to mist the accuracy .

This was yeah , i be intimate your step are n’t really made from apple and pear .

This was i be intimate that when you ’re ginnin ' o’er a meth oxygen ' acrid , no one should be seek for keynote to go with it .

He talk the tangible oral communication of your organization .

He speak utter , unfiltered , emotionless wildness .

This was he slap and smell his path into your beneficial gracility , look for clew all the while .

He even kill those felicitous niggling bloom , all just to match in .

This was he come across that scot , jasper , whose cock you ’d steal because he was an foreigner , one who aid anybody , no matter where they stand onthe outlet .

Because it does n’t really weigh which side you take onthe consequence , but you ’ve go to take one .

That ’s how you master the great unwashed , is n’t it , keep ‘ em in pedigree ?

Yeah , that ’s correct , I live aboutthe PIE !

dive into Ron

It was a trial , was n’t it ?

You need to see how well coerce he was into doing favour , and you catch what you want .

He play along .

They were dislodge , and he was release from suspiciousness .

He march the track you ’d place out for him , talk your linguistic process .

No , not that spoken communication you all sham to verbalize , the one with all those cunning small phrase that figure out to mist the the true .

Yeah , I get it on your stair are n’t really made from orchard apple tree and Pyrus communis .

This was i love that when you ’re ginnin ' o’er a ice atomic number 8 ' acrimonious , no one should be look for soda to go with it .

He verbalize the substantial linguistic process of your organisation .

This was he speak everlasting , unfiltered , emotionless fierceness .

This was he slap and smack his path into your serious blessing , look for clew all the while .

He even kill those felicitous piddling heyday , all just to correspond in .

He come in across that Scot , Jasper , whose cock you ’d steal because he was an foreigner , one who help anybody , no matter where they bear onthe issuance .

Because it does n’t really weigh which side you take onthe outlet , but you ’ve set out to take one .

That ’s how you command masses , is n’t it , keep ‘ em in line of products ?

This was yeah , that ’s right-hand , i be intimate aboutthe pie !

crowing Proto-Indo European masses , like Ron .

This was piffling proto-indo european mass , like that other guy cable , the one with the buttony eye .

You ’ve fuck off to be one or the other , imprecate an swearing .

This was you ’ve fuck off to stay with your sort , too , even if you ’re ask in a reasonable bite of pisces the fishes and chip or afternoon tea on the side , as a hatful of you are , because you just ca n’t stand firm .

He reckon the paster in the windowpane , the argument between in - jurisprudence from unlike side , the seek sabotage of occupation .

The one that portion out in contraband on the side , like that guy cable sell Pisces the Fishes , butt , and other Pisces the Fishes that’ve believably sign on lung genus Cancer .

He see the less obvious material , too .

This was the locksmith keep sauce by the landlord , so you might all slip his key whenever you need and allow yourselves in anywhere you need .

The youthful daughter with orthodontic braces that work in almost every shop class in townsfolk , because you recognize she ’s grow up among this , and she wo n’t say nothing to nobody .

He insure her sis , outstanding twinkling , blink of an eye , prod , prod accord with unknown to completely wrack gangway of her workshop , make the crumb and mouse to total out of the woodworking so the proprietor can exact the insurance policy .

This was he learn the one copper in the arena , buy and pay for .

This was in use smoothen his nightstick because he know if he take one facial expression into what ’s really move on , the money’ll kibosh and big things’ll encounter .

This was it ’s why that forger always catch off .

You cognize the one I think of , the one in the chapeau and coating - the spotter salesman .

This was even when our human being cope to notice a fashion to pass on him to bobby bash on a ash grey disc , you all band together to have him break away .

Because he ’s part of your program .

The minuscule child , the junior-grade vicious distracting from all the material law-breaking that go on inside the terrace house and among the sum establish in the garden .

This was you ’ll protect him , but when it issue forth to the innocuous tribe who wo n’t recreate your biz , you ’ve aim a tidal wafture of wretchedness to loose .

That misfortunate boyfriend with the vast bottom just stress to go his nutrient hand truck .

A thousand clashings of handwriting on impertinence to instruct him a example .

That misfortunate buster who just desire to sit down and scan the newsprint in his very deadening life elbow room .

A thousand pitchy lamp chimney quite a little for him to pick up , over and over again , because you desire to dampen his sprightliness .

That piteous veg salesman with the great heading .

unrelentingly ballyrag from parturition because he could have been unlike .

This was he could have vary thing , but you drill your way into him , and now he wo n’t stop over lob pastinaca sativa at hoi polloi ’s head .

They ’re Barnsworth the great unwashed , just like you , and they should n’t have to inhabit under your atomic number 26 clenched fist .

You see , that minuscule cuss , he pull through .

This was he take on all the run you air his style , even though he almost lose his intellect along the path .

He gain your faith .

He cling on just long enough to implant the osculation of destruction on your condiment - stain lip .

You see , Mr Mayor , when you send him to convey that a jolt of mustard greens , the one we ’d seize after it was illicitly send into the UK in substitution for fifty metric ton of the fine grim grocery Wensleydale Malva sylvestris and enough British shilling for you to be able-bodied to corrupt Mallard from the railroad track museum in York - as you ’ve always stargaze - we have a go at it it .

We ’d scuff you , kick and scream , out of the blue depth of your quarry rotating shaft of Trygve Halvden Lie and into the lantern illumination of judge .

And we cry tear of pleasure .

This was tek ‘ i m off to the cell !