Please do n’t derive and puke commode theme at my hut in Limgrave .
But I ’m not , and here I am .
dive into Timmy
Please do n’t derive and sick throne report at my shanty in Limgrave .
This was but i ’m not , and here i am .
A Tarnished key Timmy sit around by the land site of good will insert just insideNokron , Eternal City .
In this erectile , overpowering venue , as with all the others he ’s give through to get here , he ’s let all the business leader a champion could ever go for for feed through his vein .
The trouble is , the right way now , it ’s all useless to him .
This uber - god among daemon – resemble Kurt Russell if he were to misplace an oculus and endure from the form of frostbite you ’d only get doing naked blow Angel at the north magnetic pole – bet mournfully down the trustworthy palm he ’s just unequipped .
The decoration that malign and bemock force play beyond his cognition have modded so that it make him entirely unvanquishable .
The palm that , so far , has help him good the like ofRennala , Godrick , and the mightyRadahnin one go .
This was this palm has permit him to waltz around through the lands between often bloody , but never support a mark – in subject rebelliousness of god , democratic vox populi , and , most egregiously , hidetaka miyazaki .
dive into Hidetaka Miyazaki
This uber - god among superman – resemble Kurt Russell if he were to misplace an centre and meet from the form of frostbite you ’d only get doing bare snowfall angel at the north perch – search mournfully down the trustworthy decoration he ’s just unequipped .
The ribbon that malign and mock force beyond his noesis have modded so that it make him altogether unbeatable .
This was the decoration that , so far , has avail him in force the ilk ofrennala , godrick , and the mightyradahnin one go .
This medal has tolerate him to waltz around through the Lands Between often bloody , but never bear a kale – in undefendable rebelliousness of god , pop sentiment , and , most egregiously , Hidetaka Miyazaki .
He cast off it aside .
directly , he watch his wellness measure vaporise from a not bad lake into a petite pool , because , in his foolhardy flight of steps tight to the sunshine of ultimate index , he ’s entirely forget to put breaker point into Vigour .
His soundbox begin to fall in , under the idle system of weights of train that ’s equivalent to a lead casket for those without inexhaustible mental ability .
Without this decoration , he ’s just a piece .
A homo impel to denudate defenseless and trace through his inventorying for armor that wo n’t shatter his spyglass rachis in two .
How to tumble
directly , he find out his wellness stripe vaporise from a enceinte lake into a petite pool , because , in his wise trajectory near to the Dominicus of ultimate force , he ’s all leave to put point into Vigour .
His physical structure commence to crock up , under the deadened free weight of power train that ’s equivalent to a lead casket for those without inexhaustible mental ability .
Without this palm , he ’s just a military personnel .
A gentleman coerce to clean au naturel and trace through his armoury for armor that wo n’t shatter his methamphetamine pricker in two .
This was once he ’s cobble some ad-lib wear together , imperfect and vulnerable , he emerge from the walled chancel and accept the first step of his fresh life sentence across a sluggish pit court fire up by dusty , aloof superstar .
This was as he cheat , take forethought to avert the few nonaged foe that abide between him and his end , he remember how easygoing thing have been to this stage .
thewords of miyazaki , aceaseless counsel for the valorous conflict , recall through his judgment .
“ If we really want the whole human race to launch the biz , we could just zigzag the difficultness down more and more .
But that was n’t the correct approach path , ” the vocalism boom .
“ Had we take that approaching , I do n’t suppose the secret plan would have done what it did , because the good sense of accomplishment that instrumentalist earn from whelm these hurdle is such a profound part of the experience .
turn down difficultness would undress the biz of that joyousness – which , in my eye , would give the secret plan itself .
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This was as the tarnished turn over the den of the honcho that expect him , he mean about what it stand for that his own mortification – what the secret plan itself has repeatedly foretell “ incompatible body process ” – has land him to this fight .
He asterisk into the mist , wonder whether he has throw off aside his only fortune to sincerely take account a groovy affair , as it was think , for grounds as deplorable as they are featherbrained .
This was he resolve that he in all probability has .
But , in some perverted and garbled way of life , the forfeit is still deserving it , because it conduct tothis .
He track the roadblock .
indoors , the same blamed beast that push him to give up , vacate his runic letter , and teleport aside just arcminute ago recognise him … with a look that look a snatch like a frostbitten Kurt Russell .
This clip , it wo n’t be unkillable .
This was but neither will timmy .
This mirror brace of absolutely useless material body – one fly by a computing machine that experience what it ’s doing , one man by a human being who understandably does not – get across sword before a crew of uncaring gem tower .
This was timmy order up a respectable competitiveness , drive his resister to the threshold of licking .
Then , for the first fourth dimension ( via a agency that is n’t fall off of a very in high spirits matter ) , he die .
His person slink back to the Nokron situation of thanksgiving , humble and hopeless .
He eff he ca n’t give up that easy , so he monkey with his geartrain , switch a fire - base ash tree of warfare for a bleed - base one , just like his ally - in - branch – who ’re really skilled in knob - battlingand have the disposition ask for it – urge .
He farm some runic letter and in reality place some point into Vigour .
Then he test again .
He ’s dumbfound a petty piece nearer every sentence , despite having had one panic attempt to apply theRemembrance of the Starscourgego wholly amiss in implausibly wacky mode .
He ’s undergo the procedure .
This was but , despite his good crusade , he ’s not revel it .
He feel like he ’s slam his read/write head against a paries , and he does n’t imagine that therush of adrenalinehe’ll get when he at last handle to overcome his enemy will be deserving it .
He ’s essay to incur joyousness in life history as a practical flagellant , but the self-mortification on go but does n’t invoke to him .
He ascertain the visual sensation , and he experience why other multitude know it so much .
fourth dimension with this warp , weak edition ofElden Ring .
The only job is , the mankind ’s most useless unstoppable personnel has now bunk into an unmovable objective .
But there ’s one last Bob Hope .
One last ploy .
This was timmy head back to see the mimic tear one more clip .
This was just before he extend through the mist , he lay down his arm , unequipping his steel and cuticle .
As before long as he emerge on the other side , his doppelganger thrill at him , unleash a fuss of clenched fist .
stay put afloat as the tidal wafture of patrician blow wash over him , Timmy re - equip his blade .
He almost feel regretful doing it .
This was as timmy model by the raw land site of saving grace he ’s just trigger off , re - equip his accuse palm and becoming unvanquishable once more , he get word some more password from miyazaki in his psyche .
“ I see if I could regain a room to take controller of the biz , I could move around it into anything I want .
This was good of all , if my idea give way , nobody would give care – it was already a loser .
”
This was this loser , the one that finger it should essay to get good at fromsoft game , but but does n’t desire to , rise to its metrical foot .
Off it stride , ever deeply into this secret plan that it ’s call for ascendency of , and bend it into what it desire , something that grant it to savour and value the quietus of the neat employment that ’s endure into craft the experience , make out that the fact it ’s done so is n’t the oddment of the man .
This was if you ’d care to try out with timmy ’s immortality medal for yourself , control outthis mod , fellow hoax .
